Xmas Laughs December 15, 2009

A friend of mine sent me these, so i thought i would share them with you, just some funny christmas jokes about our dear friend Santa, who does in fact exist.

Ive been good i swear! And i dont have a chimney thank god! LOL I would prefer if he stuck to the good olde fashion coal in my stocking thank you very much!

He showed them didnt he! LOL…you know the classic song about him and how all of the other reindeers used to laugh and call him names, they never let poor rudolph join in any reindeer games, then one foggy christmas eve santa came to say in this underwear (he was giving really bad children presents just prior to this) rudolph with your nose so red wont you guide my sleigh tonight…NO…and then he shot them all dead in the head…Or something like that….i wouldnt want to make him angry LOL

I never realized that my dear olde Santa swears ALL the time, and to think i thought swearing was a bad thing, LOL little kids every where can call people Ho’s cause they heard Santa say it! LOL best excuse ever….Go up to your teacher little children point and say “HO!” in a loud voice, and if the teacher punishes you, just tell them that Santa says it all the time!

Brining christmas cheer and alcohol since 1999

~carnessie

My To Do List December 15, 2009

Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat, I have to buy presents to put into people hats….Or something like that.

Well im dreaming of a white christmas…I am really, im just not dreaming of a white all month long thats the difference, i would love it to snow on christmas day and well for the rest of the time, i would like it to be warm and sunny, im not asking for like really hot or anything, no i am just asking for warm, like sweater weather. I think thats quite reasonable to ask.

I have way to much to do and snow kind of hinders any going out and having fun that i can do…LOL

My TO DO list look something like this

1. christmas shopping with a very small limited budget
2. dinner with friends to keep up the christmas cheer
3. sleep all day and enjoy my time off from school
4. eat food that someone else cooked
5. sleep some more, cause bears hibernate why cant i?
6. watch old TV shows and movies that i missed during the year, or have a couple marathons or both

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

~carnessie

You Would Think… December 11, 2009

That with having a new computer and being off from school for a month, i would be posting like mad. But instead i have caught the Lazy Bug, which im not going to lie i knew would happen…

Lazy Bug is a thing that happens to anyone who is out of school or work, and gets a vacation and has no other plans but to relax and see where things go, things end up turning up that at the end of your break you realize you did absolutly nothing of value…in fact you barely if at all accomplished all the small meaningless tasks you wanted to do…

AND I WELCOME YOU LAZY BUG!

So as an apology and a way to buy myself some more time, i posting some holiday cheer. Cause i love the holidays and cheer is always nice!

They want to wish you a merry christmas too! LOL

How can you not smile when you see this? It makes me laugh so much, thank you jared and jensen.

Lifes what you make it, so lets make it count

~carnessie

What “cold” are you refering to? December 3, 2009

These are pictures i took while i was in Italy. It was a really beautiful place. Hope you enjoy the view.

Looking at these helps me forget its winter here…LOL hope you enjoyed the pictures. Comments are love.

~carnessie

Existence December 1, 2009

So do you believe in the statement that you dont exist if you’re not on the internet.  Or that if you dont participate on the internet that you arent important? There are many people that think this…the fact that they have all sorts of myspace and facebook and youtube and blogs (such like this) and everyone is trying to get noticed…have you ever noticed this?

Like the fact that people always know who was able to get a contract deal out of their youtube videos, or who became famous, and went on to greater things, or whoses art was discovered and now they have a studio, people know these things, and its important to some people who believe that being on the internet will lead to great things.

So my question means is our modern day existence defined by the internet, and by being on the internet?

Does the meaning of life help an individual if they are defined and appricated on the web?

There are so many people who post things, sing, dance, and draw things and make them avaliable on the interent…

such as this:

Jared Padalecki

*dazed*

Oh wait what were we talking about again?

Anyways i was just wondering what everyone thinks of existing on the internet.

~carnessie

[(100+100)x 2]+[(200-100+300)-400] December 1, 2009

So ta da math = fun for everyone

LOL

Not really, but whatever…it should equal 400 cause we have 400 visitors! yay I really hope it equals 400, how sad would that be that the math problem i made up didnt even make sense…story of my life.

So its gift time again, at 100 we gave cookies (to the dark side), at 200 we gave out love, at 300 we gave out jensen ackles in a box, and so at 400 we are giving out…

FREE ADVICE!

Smoking is bad for your health the sidewalk tells me so.

Although drinking it good for you, i could use a drink right now, something strong cause i feel like a zombie, attributing to the fact its the last week of school before my xmas break! WOOT WOOT but im the meantime i have simply given up on trying at all, which not so good, since i still have a midterm to do…

SO yea i could use a drink…but no smoking. And if your going to drink do it right, Tequila shots all the way! Hope this advice helps…

Thanks for viewing! Comments are love.

~carnessie

When You Dance You Make Magic December 1, 2009

Here are some more pics featuring Peaches. Once again, these are photos i have taken myself. This is a continuation of “My Muse” featuring the same sort of photos.

Theme: Ballet Dancer

Thank you for coming to see more pictures, hope you liked them.

~carnessie

Im calling cause im blue December 1, 2009

routine maintence

Penny for your thoughts November 30, 2009

This gives new meaning to that saying, this is genius, not my idea, but i took photos of the magic!

They decided to let people write down one thing they wish for on a penny and then put them all together as a exhibit.

What do you wish for?

~carnessie

Fall Photos November 30, 2009

So im an aspiring artist, i love taking photographs of everything. Heres some stuff ive done.

Hope you like it.

Oh and i may or may not have (i totally do) a thing for yellow….

Thanks for viewing

~carnessie