A friend of mine sent me these, so i thought i would share them with you, just some funny christmas jokes about our dear friend Santa, who does in fact exist.
Ive been good i swear! And i dont have a chimney thank god! LOL I would prefer if he stuck to the good olde fashion coal in my stocking thank you very much!
He showed them didnt he! LOL…you know the classic song about him and how all of the other reindeers used to laugh and call him names, they never let poor rudolph join in any reindeer games, then one foggy christmas eve santa came to say in this underwear (he was giving really bad children presents just prior to this) rudolph with your nose so red wont you guide my sleigh tonight…NO…and then he shot them all dead in the head…Or something like that….i wouldnt want to make him angry LOL
I never realized that my dear olde Santa swears ALL the time, and to think i thought swearing was a bad thing, LOL little kids every where can call people Ho’s cause they heard Santa say it! LOL best excuse ever….Go up to your teacher little children point and say “HO!” in a loud voice, and if the teacher punishes you, just tell them that Santa says it all the time!
Brining christmas cheer and alcohol since 1999
~carnessie



























