Funny moments and Best Lines:
DEAN: Hey Sam I dare you to drink this.
SAM: Why would I drink it?
DEAN: I double-dare you!
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MISSOUI: Boy if you put that foot on my table I’ll wack you with a spoon!
DEAN: I didn’t do anything!
MISSOUI: Yeah! But you were thinkin’ it!
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DEAN: See that attitude right there! That is why I always got the extra cookie.
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DEAN: I hope your apple-pie is freakin worth it.
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DEAN: Your not gonna try and kill me, are you?
SAM: No.
DEAN: Good. Coz then that would just be kinda awkward.
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DEAN: Dude, you fugly
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SAM: So burning the body didn’t do anything?
DEAN: sure it did, now it’s pissed
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DEAN: Oh, you are a handsome devil, but I don’t swing that way.
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DEAN: Demons I get. People are crazy.
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DEAN: Oh sweetheart, I don’t do shorts.
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DEAN: Dude, I full-on Swayze’d that mother.
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SAM: I stole a car.
DEAN: That’s my boy.
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DEAN: Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful.
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DEAN: I thought the legend said that this Mordecai only goes after chicks?
SAM: It does
DEAN: Well, that explains why it went after you, but why me?
SAM: Hilarious
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DEAN: So, what’d you dream about?
SAM: Lollipops and candy canes.
DEAN: Yeah, sure.
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SAM: Why’d you let me fall asleep?
DEAN: Because I’m an awesome brother.
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DEAN: So you believe her?
SAM: I do.
DEAN: Yeah, I think she’s hot, too.
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DEAN: First I want to find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap out of him!
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SAM: That was your great idea? To burn the house down?
DEAN: People won’t go in anymore.
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DEAN: How could it get any worse? Some alien made you his bitch!
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SAM: My daddy shot your daddy in the head.
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DEAN: Dude, you, like, full on had a girl inside you for a full week. That’s pretty naughty.
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DEAN: Of course, the most troubling question is, why do these people assume we’re gay.
SAM: Well you are kind of butch – they probably think you’re overcompensating.
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SAM: What are you going to do, poke her with a stick? Dude, you’re not going to poke her with a stick!
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DEAN: Come on, man. I know Sam, better than anyone. He’s got more of a conscience than I do. I mean, the guy feels guilty surfing the Internet for porn!
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DEAN: Nobody is shooting my brother.
DUANE: It’s not going to be your brother much longer, you said it yourself!
DEAN: Nobody’s shooting anyone!
DUANE: You were going to shoot me!
DEAN: You don’t shut your piehole, I still might!
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DEAN: I usually like to be warned before I’m violated with demon tongue.
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SAM: So I’m a freak now?
DEAN: You’ve always been a freak.
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DEAN: I hear you, ok? I’m being an ass. I’m sorry. But right now we’ve got a freaking zombie running around and we’ve got to figure out how to kill it.
SAM: Our lives are weird, man.
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DEAN: Your girlfriend is past her expiration date and we’re crazy?
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SAM: Give you a couple of severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you’re Mr. Sunshine…
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DEAN: I know what you’re thinking: Why did it have to be clowns!
SAM: At least I’m not afraid of flying.
DEAN: Planes crash!
SAM: And apparently clowns kill.
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~carnessie
Hahah.. actually, I make a list of Supernatural´s quotes too, I already have about nine pages of them.
I´ll just add some great which are not here, hope it´s okay. (I really have plenty, plenty of them 
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Sam: If she´s possesed, she´ll be afraid of the name of God.
Dean: Ha.. nice!
Sam: Hey!
Dean: What?
Sam: Say it in latin.
Dean: I know.
Sam: Hey!
Dean: What?!
Sam: Ah.. in latin it´s ´christo´.
Dean: Dude, I know, I´m not an idiot!
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Dean: The only thing that makes me more nervous than a pissed-off spirit is a pissed-off spirit of a psycho killer.
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Sam:I told you, I looked everywhere, I didn´t find any hidden room.
Dean: Yeah, that´s why they call it ´hidden´.
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Sam: By ´old´ friend, you mean…
Dean: Friend that´s not new.
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Sam: Don´t look at me like that!
Dean: I´m not looking at you like anything. All I got to say you look like crap.
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Ghostfacer: So this morning we got a phonecall from a very important Hollywood producer…
Dean: Oh yeah, wrong number?
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Sam: Dude, I´m not using this ID.
Dean: Why not?
Sam: Because it says ´Inspector Bikini´ on it.
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Sam: Hey, there is salt over here. Right inside the door.
Dean: You mean like protection-against-demons salt or.. uh.. oops-I-spillt-the-popcorn salt?
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Sam: You´re bossy.
Dean: What?
Sam: You´re bossy. And short.
Dean: Are you drunk?!
Sam: Yeah. So?
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Dean: Bitch.
Sam: W-What are you calling me ´bitch´ for?
Dean: You´re supposed to say ´jerk´.
Sam: What?
Dean: Never mind.
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Dean: Dude, could you be more gay?………….. Don´t answer that.
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Sam: You know what, man? I´m sick and tired of your stupid kamikaze thing.
Dean: Whoa whoa, kamikaze? I´m more like a ninja.
Sam: That´s not funny!
Dean: It´s a little funny.
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Dean: That was Bobby.
Sam: So you two were talking a case?
Dean: No, we were actually talking about our feelings. And then our favourite boybands. Yeah, we were talking a case!
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Sam: I´ve been killing a lot more demons than that lately.
Dean: Not anymore. The smarter brother´s back in town.
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Dean: When humans want something really, really bad… we lie.
Cass: Why?
Dean: Because. That´s how you become a president.
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Dean: You´re not doctor Sexy.
Dr. Sexy: You´re crazy.
Dean: Really? Because I swore the part which makes doctor Sexy sexy is the fact that he wears cowboy boots.
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Sam: You got to calm down.
Dean: Calm down?! I´m wearing sun glasses at night! You know who does that?! No talent douchebags.
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Sam: Well I say… jackpot.
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Dean: Well I say… no guts, no glory.
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Trickster: Where did you get the holy oil?
Dean: Well.. you might say we uh.. pulled it out of Sam´s ass.
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Sheriff: The FBI believes that a dead man comitted the murder?
Sam: Look, we were just asking a few questions Sheriff, that´s all.
Dean: Listen, if the dead man didn´t comit the murder, then… who did?
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Cass: The whore can only be killed by a true servant of heaven.
Dean: Servant like…
Cass: Not you.
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Woman: What´s the matter? What´s the baby´s name?
Dean: Bobby.
Sam: John.
Dean: Ehm.. Bobby John.
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Sam: I died for a year, came back, and you´re still not funny.
Dean: Shut up. I´m hilarious.
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Dean: Hey, maybe we´ll have a Snooki sighting.
Sam: What´s a Snooki?
Dean: That is a good question.
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Sam: Look, I think I know what this is.
Dean: Okay, what.
Sam: It´s a TV show!
Dean: You think?!
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Dean: So what, now you´re Polish??!
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Dean: Amen, Padaleski.
Sam: Uh, ´lecki´.
Dean: What?
Sam: Lecki. Pretty sure.
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Dean: Dude, you have a camel in your backyard.
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Dean: I hear one more conversation about hockey, I´m gonna puke.
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I hope you remember the scenes
I always laugh at them.
This quote is my favorite
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Sam: I died for a year, came back, and you´re still not funny.
Dean: Shut up. I´m hilarious.
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I should make a video out of these >3
Hey these are really good quotes, a lot of times they are from older seasons, but you have some really recent ones. Are you watching the new season?
oh yeah