You have been…

Demoted.

Thanks for playing.

~carnessie

I Care…honest

Dear PW,

What could have been a nice evening of sushi and me monoplolizing the conversation, turned into your life story and blah blah blah. And you know what fine, you can have a turn at being the center of attention, but you’ve used one of your free passes for the year, just a heads up.

I think instead of calling you PW i should call you Debbie, Debbie Downer, because seriously you are a sad sad little boy. Pick yourself up, join a club and have some fun! And then we can go back to talking about me some more LOL

But really who says i dont care? I care, i do honest! I listen i nod my head, i exclaim “damn, that bitch is crazy” i nod some more and you know its all good. BUT to say i dont care, preposterous, I CARE.

Let me show you how much i care:

I’m caring in the morning and in the afternoon. I’m caring in the evening and underneath the moon. Skinnery mirinky dinky do, skinner mirinky do, i care, i do.

And just to up the ante heres some love to along with all that care im giving out:

LOVE

See here i am all caring and shit, i gave you an order of care with a side of love. I mean what more do you want from me? im only one person!! Want more? Fine, you can even have a care bear stare too. But it cost extra…

5, 4, 3, 2, 1

Care Bear Stare

All this can be yours for 3 easy payments of 19.95$ (plus shipping and handling)

Love is only one phone call away! Payments can be made out to me, cash up front. Thanks.

Who says i dont care?

~carnessie