Xmas Laughs

A friend of mine sent me these, so i thought i would share them with you, just some funny christmas jokes about our dear friend Santa, who does in fact exist.

Ive been good i swear! And i dont have a chimney thank god! LOL I would prefer if he stuck to the good olde fashion coal in my stocking thank you very much!

He showed them didnt he! LOL…you know the classic song about him and how all of the other reindeers used to laugh and call him names, they never let poor rudolph join in any reindeer games, then one foggy christmas eve santa came to say in this underwear (he was giving really bad children presents just prior to this) rudolph with your nose so red wont you guide my sleigh tonight…NO…and then he shot them all dead in the head…Or something like that….i wouldnt want to make him angry LOL

I never realized that my dear olde Santa swears ALL the time, and to think i thought swearing was a bad thing, LOL little kids every where can call people Ho’s cause they heard Santa say it! LOL best excuse ever….Go up to your teacher little children point and say “HO!” in a loud voice, and if the teacher punishes you, just tell them that Santa says it all the time!

Brining christmas cheer and alcohol since 1999

~carnessie

My To Do List

Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat, I have to buy presents to put into people hats….Or something like that.

Well im dreaming of a white christmas…I am really, im just not dreaming of a white all month long thats the difference, i would love it to snow on christmas day and well for the rest of the time, i would like it to be warm and sunny, im not asking for like really hot or anything, no i am just asking for warm, like sweater weather. I think thats quite reasonable to ask.

I have way to much to do and snow kind of hinders any going out and having fun that i can do…LOL

My TO DO list look something like this

1. christmas shopping with a very small limited budget
2. dinner with friends to keep up the christmas cheer
3. sleep all day and enjoy my time off from school
4. eat food that someone else cooked
5. sleep some more, cause bears hibernate why cant i?
6. watch old TV shows and movies that i missed during the year, or have a couple marathons or both

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

~carnessie

You Would Think…

That with having a new computer and being off from school for a month, i would be posting like mad. But instead i have caught the Lazy Bug, which im not going to lie i knew would happen…

Lazy Bug is a thing that happens to anyone who is out of school or work, and gets a vacation and has no other plans but to relax and see where things go, things end up turning up that at the end of your break you realize you did absolutly nothing of value…in fact you barely if at all accomplished all the small meaningless tasks you wanted to do…

AND I WELCOME YOU LAZY BUG!

So as an apology and a way to buy myself some more time, i posting some holiday cheer. Cause i love the holidays and cheer is always nice!

They want to wish you a merry christmas too! LOL

How can you not smile when you see this? It makes me laugh so much, thank you jared and jensen.

Lifes what you make it, so lets make it count

~carnessie

Winter!

So my favourite favoutite favourite time of the year is coming up!

CHRISTMAS!

Snowmen

Here are some snowmen i made to help set the mood of the season to come!

Its everything about this season that i love so much, i realize its about two months too early for some people, but please if you go shopping xmas decorations are already up and it makes me so happy.  The thing i love most about xmas is the tree, the smell of the tree, decorating the tree, i mean no matter how difficult it is every year to get that damn tree up and straight, i love every moment of it. As well i love getting out those old childhood xmas decorations that Peaches and i made when we were so little, its really amazing.

I just love christmas, i dont think i have to be religious to appriciate it, or to understand it, its really a state of mind, a time when people come together and are united regardless of personal religion, xmas is just a magical time. Even without gifts, i love xmas and what it represents for me – its just amazing.

~carnessie